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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

“If a man asks me for my loyalty…I will give him my honesty. If a man asks me for my honesty…I will give him my loyalty!” –Col. John Boyd, USAF

“I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.” –Bill Cosby

“The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who do nothing about them.” –Albert Einstein

“In any moment of decision, the very best thing you can do, is what is right; the next best thing you can do, is what is wrong; the worst thing you can do is NOTHING.” –Teddy Roosevelt

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure if you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” –Douglas Adams

“To mess up a Linux box, you need to work at it; to mess up your Windows box, you just need to work on it.” –Scott Granneman %comment% (Linux vs. Windows Viruses - securityfocus.com)

“Speed is fine, but accuracy is final.” –Wyatt Earp, 1888

“An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life.” –Robert A. Heinlein, Beyond the Horizon, 1942

“Our Freedom is supported on four boxes…Ballot, Soap, Jury and Cartridge.” –Unknown

If gun control makes cities safe, why is it that Washington DC is the gun murder capitol of the U.S.?

“A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.” –Thomas Jefferson

Microsoft is to operating systems & security…what Mc[==]Donald's is to gourmet cooking

I sense much NT in you… NT leads to bluescreen… Bluescreen leads to downtime… Downtime leads to suffering… NT is the path to the darkside… Powerful Unix is…

Microsoft properly asserts that Open[==]Office is not 100% compatible with their product. Microsoft, however, has apparently decided not to support the Open[==]Office formats either, for which they have no excuse: the standards for Open[==]Office documents are publicly available, whereas Microsoft makes it a habit to sue people for reverse engineering their own formats.

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. –George S. Patton

A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. –George S. Patton

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. –George S. Patton

Always do everything you ask of those you command. –George S. Patton

Better to fight for something than live for nothing. –George S. Patton

Courage is fear holding on a minute longer. –George S. Patton

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking. –George S. Patton

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived. –George S. Patton

“We're Germans and we use Unix. That's a combination of two demographic groups known to have no sense of humour whatsoever.” – Hanno Mueller %comment% in de.comp.os.unix.programming

“Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That will just be a completely unintentional side effect.” –Linus Torvalds New York Times, 28 Sept 03

“If Microsoft is the solution, I want my problem back.” – Unknown

“Linux is like a fractal: No matter how deep you go, there's always more!” – Casey Bralla %comment% LinuxFromScratch

“I just found out that the brain is like a computer. If that's true, then there really aren't any stupid people. Just people running Windows.” – Unknown

“Somebody at MS is an idiot.” – Paul Schmehl %comment% mailinglist postfix-users@postfix.org

Why did the tachyon cross the road? - Because it was on the other side. – unknown

What an awful dream. 1s and 0s everywhere, and I thought I saw a 2. Gizmo Bytes